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« on: November 04, 2008, 06:54:45 AM » |
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hey Jumper I was with this cool girl on saturday night parked up on the ridge and she said hey you wanta get in the back seat ? I said no girl i'm gona set in front with you ! -------------lol--------------------------------lol-------------------------lol--------------Ant
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« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2008, 01:10:47 PM » |
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 ----------------Lol------------------- (repeated 10 times) You know what the forum is gettin boring and we need more of such stuff !
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« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2008, 12:27:11 PM » |
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Raed tihs Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. This is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.  |
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« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2008, 06:19:52 PM » |
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thats funny cause i didnt have any trouble reading that lol
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« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2008, 11:14:43 AM » |
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Q: What looks like a cat, flies like a bat, brays like a donkey, and plays like a monkey? A: Nothing. Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together? A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home. A classic is something that everyone wants to have read
and nobody wants to read.
-- Mark Twain, "The Disappearance of Literature"
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« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2008, 11:47:01 AM » |
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if the front legs are doing 60 MPH.what are the back legs doing?
A. haul-n butt
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« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2008, 09:41:39 PM » |
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I was walkin down the street the other day.I saw a little kid on the street corner.he had a bottlle of red stuff and he was shaking it up and down lookin at it.I stopped and said Boy what you got there. and he said .well mister i got a bottle of the most powerfulest stuff in the world.I looked at him and said.what is it and he said granny's hot sauce. now kid the most powerfulest stuff in the world is holly water.you can put a drop or two on a woman's belly and she will pass a baby.the kid said. that ant nothing mister,i can put a drop of the on a cats butt and he will pass a Motorcycle.lol--------------------------------------------Ant
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« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2008, 12:18:46 AM » |
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« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2008, 01:00:13 AM » |
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« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2008, 07:55:43 AM » |
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« Reply #11 on: November 22, 2008, 08:09:25 AM » |
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a little kid walked into a beer store and asked the clerk,hey mister you got any pencils?the clerk said no kid sorry we only sell beer.so 5 minutes later the kid walked back into the store and asked the the store clerk again.hey mister you got any pencils?the clerk said ,kid i told you last time that we only sell beer in hear sorry!so 5 minutes later the kid walks back in the store again and asked the clerk.hey mister you got any pencils?by this time the store clerk was really ticked off lol.and he told the boy.hey you little &*%$#$@ you come back in here again i'm gona staple you feet to the floor get it kid!so 5 minutes later the kid walks back into the store and asked the clerk .hey mister you got any staples?the clerk said no.the kid said, then do you have any pencles!-------------------------------lol
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2008, 10:19:20 AM » |
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« Reply #13 on: November 22, 2008, 11:46:11 PM » |
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dogEARLESS .... ( cf dogEARED) |
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