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« Reply #15 on: November 23, 2008, 07:55:13 AM »

What do you call a dog with no ears?      Anything you want he cant hear you anyway Dor.        no disrespect to animals Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

dogEARLESS  .... (cf dogEARED) Grin

Dog without ears

Earless Dog

Dog which lost its earsound (cf --> eyesight)

Dog which lost its ears in the supermarket...

Dog in tears as it has lost its ears

Dog with 2 ears MINUS 2 ears

With due respect to the canine. Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #16 on: November 23, 2008, 08:21:04 AM »

overkill!---------------------------------people remember is just a joke!-----------------yes,yes i dont smoke and i dont chew and i dont go with girls that do!
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« Reply #17 on: November 23, 2008, 08:35:02 AM »

 Das I dont get ur humour, its fallen on deaf ears haha Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Dor.
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« Reply #18 on: November 23, 2008, 09:21:33 AM »

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nI7gzXz1cHo   
"THE First Time Ever I Saw Your Face  "Roberta Flack , beautiful words reminds me of my first born child. Dor Cry Cry Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley         
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« Reply #19 on: November 23, 2008, 11:00:36 AM »

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nI7gzXz1cHo   
"THE First Time Ever I Saw Your Face  "Roberta Flack , beautiful words reminds me of my first born child. Dor Cry Cry Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley         
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« Reply #20 on: November 23, 2008, 11:10:43 AM »

A policeman pullled a drowning man out of the river and started to blow into the mans butt as u call it  {Nether regions]  the policemans mate said " You have to give him the kiss of life" have u smelled his breath was the reply Dor. Undecided Grin
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« Reply #21 on: November 23, 2008, 12:12:22 PM »

Too bad Dor too bad Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #22 on: November 23, 2008, 02:55:23 PM »

sorry . was it in bad taste  Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed Embarrassed EmbarrassedDor
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« Reply #23 on: November 23, 2008, 03:02:41 PM »

The soup you made ? Grin Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #24 on: November 23, 2008, 03:16:46 PM »


A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.

“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.”

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the darnit poison.

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« Reply #25 on: November 23, 2008, 06:58:53 PM »

THE GUYS JUST CANT WIN FOR LOSE'IN LOL.
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« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2008, 05:41:55 AM »

"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?".  Tongue
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« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2008, 05:55:00 AM »

a guys and girl parked up on the hill.and the girl said. you wanta get in the back seat. the guy said .no i wanta set in front with you ! lol
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« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2008, 10:41:25 AM »

Das ur jokes are getting better Dor Tongue Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley
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« Reply #29 on: November 24, 2008, 11:33:47 AM »

Das ur jokes are getting better Dor Tongue Smiley Smiley Smiley Smiley

Thank goodness Grin
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